Will's Remnant Here

8/28/2020

Now that I've taken over for him, I thought I'd let you know that I've enjoyed piloting his body like a meat puppet. It seems like he spent a lot of time sitting in front of a keyboard. Is that common?

Anyway, he was supposed to leave you some kind of announcement in a few weeks, but I don't have access to those memories so I can't be certain what it is.

-Remnant Will

41 Comments

BigBob

8/28/2020 08:41:50 pm

There's a new flavour of oreo coming out isn't there?

The Evil One

9/3/2020 08:56:40 pm

Spinach Artichoke?

Stephen

8/28/2020 08:41:53 pm

so i hope that means what I think it means. Cause if it means what I think it means then I know what that means!

Travis

8/29/2020 01:09:08 pm

Low hanging inconceivable fruit, "I don't think that means what you think it means"

Eldritch Lynx

8/29/2020 11:14:10 pm

Do you think it means that Will's remnant has either six fingers on his right hand or developed a resistance to untraceable poisons?

Ironically, it is conceivable for a remnant to have either or both of those things. Madra can do strange things after all.

Nikolai

8/28/2020 08:44:14 pm

Hey Remnant Will i think he also click clacks on his keyboard while sitting not sure what he does tho but i could be wrong.

Tievel1

8/28/2020 08:46:13 pm

Andew? Is that you?

Tejas

8/28/2020 08:48:13 pm

Lays poutine flavour is coming to the US

Enkidu

8/29/2020 10:24:33 pm

Don't joke unless it's really happening.

Kade

8/28/2020 09:06:57 pm

Keep doing what you're doing. Can't wait to hear for the announcement

Ninja

8/29/2020 07:07:20 pm

Jade? As in Kel Kade?

Lindonberries

8/28/2020 09:15:33 pm

Alright then, keep your secrets

Sean

8/28/2020 09:22:30 pm

Time for me to start re-reading the Cradle series just in case :D

Sven

8/28/2020 10:05:16 pm

Blessings towards you, oh great Sage of Trolls, as the Way is soon prepared for the level 8 portal. There is much anticipation for next portal so that we, your faithful followers, may escape this iteration. We have been best with Australian fires, Chinese floods, global plagues, riots, mythic dual storms, murder hornets, economic collapse and political turmoil. Please have mercy on us and grant our speedy passage. Amen.

Welp

8/29/2020 04:17:59 am

When you put it that way its sounds like the setting of some great epic. But its just a horror movie...

Eldritch Lynx

8/29/2020 11:36:21 pm

At the fingers of a skilled author or at the lips of a skilled politician, events that might usually be viewed as horrific may be morphed into an epic tale of hardship, perseverance, and overcoming what might seem to be impossible odds.
Moreover, the same can be said in reverse.

Essentially, the genre that the world takes on depends mostly on who's talking about it at the moment and if people are listening to them. The events themselves mainly detail the setting, not the theme or the plot.

Shayat

8/29/2020 04:11:58 am

Remnant Will, what a tease.

coco

8/29/2020 05:10:26 am

Feeling a January 2019 vibe on this one. Looking back I think you had put the ball over there with Travis. Then, you pulled out the double barrel launcher with audio and print in Feb. So, breaking down "few".... One or two months....
Or? A fabulous rug pulling, where this pump fake is followed closely by a real announcement in a few days.

Someone

8/29/2020 06:29:14 am

Quick, we need to give him more Oreos so that he can remember what the announcement was!!!!

From the Internet

8/29/2020 06:40:30 am

I picture this remnant as vaguely simian-like creature with big glazed over doe eyes and six arms, with each hand having long nimble fingers— perfect for typing.

From the Internet

8/29/2020 06:46:13 am

Also it emits type writer noises when agitated

Scott

8/29/2020 08:57:50 am

Remnant Will, what is new with subnautica below zero? Are they reaching the end of beta version and ready to show the world to horror of ICE WATER!?!?!?

Greg

8/29/2020 09:23:20 am

So for Uncrowned, the release date announcement came 3 weeks before release. Sooooooooo that would put a possible release date of 10/1, just about exactly a year from Uncrowned (9/26/19).

EndanDrachon

8/29/2020 10:26:14 am

WE MUST SUPPLY HIM WITH OREO MADRA!

Mars

8/29/2020 11:24:33 am

So remnant Will how is it that wintersteel has almost 5 starts for reviews on good reads when the book is not released yet? Is that your doing trolling all of us.

StoiC

8/29/2020 12:47:08 pm

How dare you stand where he stood.

Untrollable

8/29/2020 10:43:34 pm

!Remind me in 3 weeks

Ready to Go Gold

8/30/2020 11:08:20 am

BRB, on my way to absorb you and get my phantom Oreo goldsign.

Path of the Quarantine

8/30/2020 05:25:53 pm

Hey Will! Is there anywhere where I can get really good summaries on these books? I feel like I inhaled them so quickly that I forgot so much of what happened!

Brian

8/30/2020 11:50:49 pm

This is the best use 72 words to give no information that I have ever seen. Well done, Sir Remnant.

Jeff

8/31/2020 01:56:12 pm

Obviously, this remnant is a fake. Remnants seem to be an exaggerated form of their former self, so an actual Will remnant would be constantly typing more work, I would think.

Duds

9/1/2020 06:38:23 am

Omg i simply cannot wait any longer for this greatest of all series!

Decorus

9/1/2020 11:44:46 am

Is Oreo and Word Madra compatible?
Just asking for a friend not trying to build a cookie word processor with a writers remnant.

Nerdybirdy

9/1/2020 01:45:41 pm

So you probably wont see this Will, but you inspired me to write my own rpg expansion for dungeons and dragons based on Cradle powers (and wuxia that I didn't know existed before reading your stuff). So thanks a ton and keep writing so I can steal more for my game.

Geek

9/2/2020 05:51:53 pm

I have thought of that but haven't done that

Truebob

9/1/2020 02:39:24 pm

The dragon advances. The God damn dragon needs to advance Will.

Dross the real MC

9/2/2020 05:59:04 pm

I feel like Will's trying not post anymore news until he's got the release date, which would only make sense if it's really close to being ready. You got it Will, we believe!

Charles

9/3/2020 05:19:02 pm

Hey Will, when are you going to start touring schools? I think I could talk my school into hosting you.

Foundation Child

9/4/2020 07:30:08 am

O wise remnant, will thou teach me the secrets of thy path

Bob

9/7/2020 05:00:52 pm

Dear RW (Remnant Will),

its now been "a few weeks"... had any luck locating those memories yet?

Bob

Andrew Tobin

9/14/2020 11:14:42 pm

Not sure if that “dunking Oreo” binding is useful.

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And by we, I mean me.