Are you ready for a quick blog post covering everything I haven't yet had the chance to mention here?
LIGHTNING ROUND BLOG POST HERE WE COME!
1.) Elder Empire - Spring 2020
Progress on these books has been so sporadic over the last four years that I basically had to start over from scratch, but even so I'm almost done! Killers / Kings will be released in Spring 2020, and I'll be more specific than that when I actually get them finished.
2.) 1,000 reviews on Underlord and Uncrowned
Within a day or two of each other, both Underlord and Uncrowned crossed 1,000 reviews on Amazon.
That is not only more reviews than I've ever gotten on any book before, it's also especially mind-bending because the first book in any series almost always has the most reviews. To see books six and seven in a series hit more reviews than the first and have a higher average score is...special.
3.) Cradle Foundation is currently free!
The collection of the first three Cradle books (Cradle: Foundation) is free through December 30th! PICK IT UP GO GO LIGHTNING ROUND AAAAAAHHHHH
When we released House of Blades in 2013, we (by which I mean myself and a few of my friends and family) never dreamed of selling a ton of books. I just wanted to be able to write books all the time.
Six and a half years later, not only have I been able to average two books a year, but I now employ minions that can scurry all over and do my bidding.
And a few weeks ago, it came to our attention that we were about to cross a pretty crazy milestone: one million sales.
That includes all editions of all fourteen books that I have out now, over the last six and a half years, as well as the sales from discounts and promotions and trans-dimensional shipping and so on and so forth.
But still...a million.
When I wrote my first book, I didn't know what a lot of book sales was. Is a thousand a lot? Ten thousand?
Well, a million is a lot.
Here's what that means to me (and to the rest of my minions and clones laboring in my name at Hidden Gnome): that means that you and people like you have supported me so much and for so long that I've been able to tell stories for a living on a scale I'd never even hoped for.
You, reading this, are my favorite. You have the soul of a centaur and the eyes of a fiddlebird. Your heart is three sizes bigger than the Grinch's and you have the firm, muscular legs of Hercules himself.
Now, as it happened, we realized recently that we were going to cross the actual 1,000,000 mark right around Christmas. In the spirit of the season, here's a couple of things we have going on right now:
1.) Elder Empire is available for free!
Since I'm getting close to finished with the final installments in the Elder Empire series, we've put all four books in Elder Empire up for free today and for the next five days!
Haven't read them? Now's your chance to give them a try for nothing!
Of Sea and Shadow
Of Shadow and Sea
(Dawn / Darkness are also available, but I don't want to link them separately because laziness is the way of the Sith.)
I know we've given these books away for free before, but there's not a whole lot of ways to up the ante after that one. Next Christmas, maybe we'll be paying you to read my books.
2.) Elder Empire pre-orders for sale on Audible!
This ties in with the first one, but all four Elder Empire books are also up for pre-order on Audible...for two dollars apiece.
Of Sea and Shadow
Of Shadow and Sea
(Dawn / Darkness are also available, but you'll have to track them down on your own, you super-sleuth.)
So you can get all four books on ebook and audio for the total price of about $8. That's as cheap as we could make it without finalizing some kind of infernal deal with Bephmegargol, Prince of Bargains.
(Also, friendly reminder for those of you with Audible subscriptions: buy these books, don't waste a credit on something that's two bucks. You can get a much more expensive book for that credit. Get your money's worth!)
3.) Elder Empire merchandise!
Over on The Will Wight Store, we now have magic mugs (those black mugs that fade away when they're filled with hot liquid, like fresh blood) and T-shirts for Elder Empire!
Also, there's still other stuff! You're probably interested in Cradle merchandise, but we also have Traveler's Gate gear and transient electronic ghosts!*
*(If you can't find the ghosts, then they have already escaped our site and haunted your home. Call your local Ghostbusters immediately.)
4.) Free Dross wallpaper!
Finally, a Christmas thing!
Our graphic designer has conjured up a Christmas-y Dross wallpaper so that you can imitate Lindon without chopping your own arm off! It's available on my Facebook page and maybe here, if someone sends me the link.
Hey look it's the link!
5.) My eternal gratitude!
Thanks for giving my books a shot and for sticking with me all this time!
I really wish I had written a special Christmas story for you this year, but I spent all my time "writing books" and "didn't realize that we were about to hit a million sales," so instead I scrambled to turn on as many sales as we could at the last minute. Plus the wallpaper.
But each one of you has earned a ticket for a psychic hug transmitted to you, from me, through the aether that permeates our world.
(This one isn't free, it's $5.99 plus ethereal shipping.)
Like I alluded to last week, I’m always striking a kind of balance when I communicate with you guys online.
On the one hand, if I don’t post every week or so, some people forget about me or start getting antsy and sending me messages asking what I’m doing.
But the reality is that the less you hear from me, the more productive I’m being. When I have free time, THAT’S when I check Facebook and screw around online.
However! These last few days, I’ve been blazing through OKAK far faster than expected, so I get to reward myself with some Internet time and the chance to press my forehead against the bars of my cell and wonder what the sun used to look like.
A while ago I did a post on coming up with names, and in October I wrote about one technique I use for developing magic systems.
This week, I said I’d talk some more about my writing process, and I wasn’t sure how to narrow that down. Most of the general writing advice has been covered to death by far better writers than me, so I wanted something that I had at least somewhat of a unique perspective on (and something that I could address in just a few paragraphs).
Ultimately, I decided to address the number one problem I see new writers (especially fantasy writers) facing: they don’t know how to start writing their book.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: you have a fantasy novel you’ve been working on in your head for years. It’s going to be brilliant. You just have to make sure that all the character arcs are fully defined and in place, and you’re good to go.
But you want to make sure that these arcs are in line with your themes. And how could you possibly start writing in a world when you haven’t finished building it yet? You know there’s an elf kingdom, but you don’t even know who its founding king was!
On and on it goes, and you draw and re-draw the map, and you come up with backstories of your main characters. Maybe you write the first twenty thousand words and it doesn’t come out like you imagine it, so you start over, but this time you have a clear vision for it.
This is what I wanted to address today, because it’s a problem I see people make at least as much as anything else.
They think they’re writing a fantasy novel, but they’re not.
People get stuck in planning, especially world-building, for years. It goes around and around and around in their heads, shifting and evolving but never taking shape.
There are a number of reasons for it. Coming up with ideas is fun, but hammering them into an effective story is hard. And it can be hard to know when you’re ready to stop planning and start writing, because planning is important.
Fortunately, if this is you, I have a solution. I was going to say something snappy like “Just write the book,” but that’s more glib than helpful. So here’s the question to ask yourself:
What is the minimum I need to know before I can start writing?
In my personal experience from struggling out of this mental trap over and over again, you have to stop thinking about the first draft of a story taking place after you’re done planning it. The first draft is part of the planning process, and anything that happens in the first draft can be fixed later.
I will say, there are some things you do need to know before you start writing. What’s your plot? I mean, is this “A lonely beautician starts robbing banks in the hopes that one of the cops coming to arrest her will be the man of her dreams,” or is this “A humble kobold’s attempts to pretend to be a real dragon go too far when his fake persona is elected the Dragon King”?
Once you have your one- or two-sentence plot to guide you, then you do need a sense of how it falls out. There are far better story structure gurus than I, but the point is that you don’t need a detailed beat-by-beat understanding of every scene in your book to start writing. You just need to know the general shape of what’s going to fall out.
Then you need to answer the necessary questions that will help you start writing. If you think the scene should open on a couple arguing in a cafe, for instance, you need the names of the two people in the couple and the name of the café.
Don’t get bogged down in details. Remember, what is the minimum you need to know before you can start writing?
Then write until the end.
There are some things you’ll run into that you won’t know, so make them up. Or put a note and go back to them later. I wrote an entire draft of Ghostwater in which Ziel, the tired old man in a young man’s body, was basically an energetic Ash Ketchum.
But that was okay, because anything in the first draft can be changed. You’re just trying to lock down the shape of the story and figure out which of your ideas are good enough to carry the book and which don’t matter.
I’ve heard it said this way: if writing is like making pottery, then writing the first draft is creating your lump of clay.
Asking this question might be the key to stopping your procrastination-disguised-as-planning and starting you writing.
Caveat: People write in different ways. If you plan and plan and then when you’re finished, you stop planning and diligently move on to writing, good for you! Ignore me. But if that describes you, know that I have found people like you to be extraordinarily rare.
Level 99 Gengar
(2nd in series)
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