Where are my Oreos?
I ordered those limited-edition Most Stuf Oreos, and they still haven't come in yet. They were supposed to have arrived today, but when I checked my doorstep, the only package was for tools I didn't want.
Is there anything worse than waiting for news you're really excited for, only to get something uninteresting and mundane instead?
I just can't stand those people that make you think you're about to get the news you want to hear, but no, it's just another day waiting.
You guys wouldn't know what that's like.
...on a totally unrelated note, I met with The Team today. I know when I'll be able to share news. Those of you on my Facebook page my have noticed a countdown. You may have noticed that, if the pattern continues, it will end on a certain Friday soon.
When that day comes, there may or may not be news.
And hopefully by then, I'll have my Oreos.
1/24/2019 06:10:08 pm
1/24/2019 06:10:25 pm
Limited edition Oreos... wish I was that cool...
1/24/2019 06:11:49 pm
Also, news... could it be another surprise Cradle release?!
1/24/2019 06:15:01 pm
Ahhh good ole torture, just like gammy used to make
1/24/2019 06:15:35 pm
Messed up... .... Just soooo messed up! 😁
Puppet Master just made a really weird yerin choking sasuke meme and is more proud of himself than he has any right to be
1/24/2019 06:20:23 pm
1/24/2019 06:36:18 pm
Well, seeing as Feb 1 is a Friday probly that one
1/25/2019 11:11:16 am
FB Pictures point to Feb 8. So, basically an eternity.
1/25/2019 05:31:46 pm
Countdown to Feb 8 for Elder Empire ? What ? Or for Cookies?
1/24/2019 06:21:10 pm
pure.....evil. i love it.
TheLastReader is really sad he doesn't have OKAK so I guess I just keep rambling until I feel like it
1/24/2019 06:28:11 pm
that certain Friday can't come soon enough
1/24/2019 06:48:58 pm
I have taken your Oreos! I will trade them for a short story!
1/24/2019 06:52:02 pm
Will..... I work for a packaging service and i vow to hold your Oreos captive until UL is released!! Prolonged waiting will make me start to send you pictures of mangled and half eaten Oreos as proof!!! Fear me lover of all things Oreo!!!
1/24/2019 08:12:35 pm
I have lost all hope, my will is broken. I can only pray for brief moments of something I can call distraction. Life is a wheel which grinds you to dust. I can now relate to Ziel.
1/25/2019 12:01:06 am
I think we all relate to Ziel on some level, it's why he's such a great character. But in regards to ever getting a release date, I look to Ziel as a role-model for these dark times, where the unknown is the only true constant.
1/24/2019 08:26:43 pm
This is awesome 😂
Jeffrey A Greene
1/25/2019 02:57:53 am
I am on my way to Target this morning because according to their website the limited-edition Most Stuf Oreos are in stock. I cannot wait to see the new artwork for Underlord!
1/25/2019 03:25:47 am
So if we send will Oreos will we get Cradle faster?
1/25/2019 06:29:34 am
I grabbed the Most Stuff Oreos from my local supermarket (giant eagle), they had a display and I couldn't resist. Honestly, while we destroyed them, it's too much. The mechanics of the cookie fails due to the thickness of the cream filling.
1/25/2019 08:24:44 pm
I whole heatedly disagree. These were amazing
1/28/2019 10:37:56 am
While I'm not the biggest fan, just because something fails mechanically does not mean it's not beloved. Just look at New York style pizza (floppy), Hockey Sticks (bring a spare or 12), or Breast Implants(you can figure this out on your own).
1/25/2019 08:30:19 am
I avoid Facebook since it caused me depression. But I will get back into it for a scrap of a hint of news from you.
1/25/2019 10:17:03 am
I really enjoyed this post. Keep it up.
1/25/2019 11:48:52 am
You dont get any oreos because we dont feed the trolls :D
1/25/2019 02:37:26 pm
Just picked these up at Target... Your going to need copious amounts of milk.
1/25/2019 03:49:29 pm
Anyone want to post some countdown theories? Stuff like how many fridays from now and what will be revealed?
1/25/2019 04:28:41 pm
If it is anything other than a book being released whenever this magical Friday occurs, I will be sorely disappointed
1/25/2019 08:48:16 pm
@Will if that is the case I will be more upset than all the people in attendance at blizzardcon 😆
1/26/2019 11:33:36 am
Troll level 1000. I approve
1/25/2019 09:56:41 pm
I looked on his Facebook and I think I've figured it out. Will changed his profile picture to the Unsouled cover in the first week of January then to the Soulsmith cover in the second, Blackflame in the third and now Skysworn this week. So I think Ghostwater will be next week and then the week after hopefully news about UNDERLORD
the evil one
1/27/2019 12:43:46 pm
The One Who Watches
1/26/2019 11:08:50 pm
Your Most Stuf Oreos will never arive. The mailman was hangry at you for not telling us the release date, so he ate your delivery. I hope you're happy. 😑
1/27/2019 12:10:40 pm
Can’t get those type of Oreo’s over here but, since there is now a “countdown” can we assume Will that you are using the sugar rush to. . . . Start working on the next book after Underlord already (hint hint) ;)
1/27/2019 08:39:29 pm
Eating a whole bag-thing of Most Stuf Oreos now. So good... kinda like what I imagine reading Underlord would be like. Reveling in statisfaction while other peons suffer and wait. Huh. I get it. This is what being like Will feels like.
1/31/2019 09:50:22 am
I say we all just bombard Will with oreos based on our current disposition towards his writing and release schedule. Send him Mint oreos when he has kept us waiting too long and most stuf and various others from his list of awesome when he has released another excellent work. I mean.... yeah he will probably end up in a diabetic coma shortly, but that can be counteracted with copious amounts of stimulants, meds, and life support. It will all balance out.
2/4/2019 01:21:42 pm
As long as he cycles his Cookie Madra, he should be safe
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