oh no someone help

9/4/2020

Will's phone slipped through my Remnant fingers and I accidentally took this picture, does anyone know how to delete it?

-Remnant Will

64 Comments

Ravi

9/4/2020 12:01:14 pm

So what you're gonna do is send that picture to me and also everything in it.

Shank

9/4/2020 12:01:22 pm

I'm liking the size of that puppy. Can't wait!

Contrad

9/4/2020 12:03:50 pm

Thank you Remnant, that guy Will doesn't seem to have spine. A Dragon only advances no steps backwards. Wintersteel progress at Monarch thanks Will.

astroturf01

9/4/2020 12:38:04 pm

>"that guy Will doesn't seem to have a spine. "

I heard it was donated to a Sacred Artist in desperate need of one.

Contrad

9/4/2020 12:49:32 pm

"I heard it was donated to a Sacred Artist in desperate need of one."
Then lets build him one from a remnant that used to be a sage or even monarch so he can work faster with each book.

Lashan

9/4/2020 12:10:13 pm

Wow WoW WOW. Oh yeah, I can help Delete that BIG blue book from your shelf - mail it over, problem solved.

Mars

9/4/2020 12:17:52 pm

Yes, can't wait can't wait!!!!!!!!

Green0Photon

9/4/2020 12:19:10 pm

Yessssss! This is exactly the length we need for Wintersteel! Uncrowned's issue was that it covered too much, too fast, running into some issues with thematic whiplash -- a bit more depth on the second half would have improved it by far. The longer length should sidestep those issues. I am brimming with excitement at that, and a physical copy means a release is probably just around the corner. It's looking pretty likely that Wintersteel is going to be a huge hit. Oh, I can't wait!

Madeline

9/5/2020 09:55:37 pm

Yes, longer book means more chance for the small scenes that add levity to the whole.

9/4/2020 12:25:12 pm

Its facebook. I do t think deleting will do anything tbh

Wei Shi Rick

9/4/2020 12:41:59 pm

Honored Remnant, the Internet is forever. Nothing can be deleted.

Nikolai

9/4/2020 12:43:00 pm

I think the only way to fix this is to publish the book at this very moment. You can totally trust me i am an expert

Brendan

9/8/2020 05:18:41 pm

Can confirm!

Djineater

9/4/2020 12:56:18 pm

Lol can you change the progress to 9001% on next update for the dragon ball jokes? So excited for this book!

Djineater

9/4/2020 12:57:58 pm

Just saw that over part now I feel dumb but ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

Decorus

9/4/2020 01:31:27 pm

Will just broke my Scouter do you know how hard it is to get one these days?

Wallaby Vonwise

9/4/2020 01:49:23 pm

Haha! Excited! That's a thicc bewk

April

9/4/2020 02:30:10 pm

My theory: “???” is literally the last written. One of the bloopers will end in “???.”

That is all. Go about your day.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9/4/2020 02:36:05 pm

Hello please release the book I'm about to explode thanks.

Patrick K Wood

9/4/2020 04:40:38 pm

When’s the release!?!?!?!?

Sayain Goon

9/4/2020 05:38:56 pm

What, 9000?! There’s no way they can be right!

MitchyGoodness

9/4/2020 06:06:34 pm

It’s over 9000!

Shawn

9/4/2020 09:13:33 pm

Weird, and here I thought I was awake. Well then, if this is a dream ...

Aaron

9/4/2020 09:22:46 pm

Loving the size of that baby. Plus the blue is very soothing, which will probably be needed if what I think is about to happen actually does go through.

Ferone

9/5/2020 02:22:45 am

Wait what?
I thought you were trolling but I saw the progress bar.

This better not be a bait Will. I have oreos, the thin ones and I'm not afraid to use them.

Eithan Arelius

9/5/2020 06:16:53 am

Yessssss, I believe I will be able to help, just tell me the location and I will take it out of your site forever.

Greg

9/5/2020 08:01:07 am

This update made my day.

Nerevar

9/5/2020 01:58:55 pm

Praise the lord!

Gonna have to reread Uncrowned fast lol.

Eithan Arelius

9/5/2020 02:02:03 pm

Eithan eyed the building protecting his target appreciatively. He was perched on a nearby house and his eyes lit up when he thought of his target. He spread out his Arelius bloodline and reached for the inside of this house, he encountered a arrier, a line of glowing scripts painted as to blend in from normal eyesight. But his was not a normal sight, he looked at the script eyeing over each excruciating detail until he found a flaw; there it was. On a window perched up high bird dropping had smudged a part f the script, he grinned, it was fitting for a janitor to have a stroke of luck and find a flaw due to someone else's bad cleaning. He entered the window and was finally able to unleash the full power of the Arelius bloodline in this house. He saw the remnants, little bee sentries with jade sights patrolling the building for any sign of intruders, they would not find one, he saw the main guardian of this place, a remnant of a recently deceased human author named Will Wight. It sat on a sofa typing away on some blog, it was called, the blog of dubious intent, hmmmm, Eithan decided that he would need to take a further inspection of such a website. Anyway back to the task, there it was, the target a sword made of Wintersteel, possibly the most valuable item out there, no copies had been made, and Eithan wanted the original. He opened his eyes and found himself in the place where he had started in a long hallway next to a staircase leading to the remnant. Suddenly he ducked his head and rolled behind a cabinet making sure to keep the veil around his core extra-tight. Moments later, a bee remnant buzzed past his location, sensing nothing. He grinned and shook his head, to the normal thief they would have been caught unawares by the low buzzing sound of the bee and captured. He stood and leisurely walked through the hallway and peered down the stairs, his confidence coming from his bloodline ability, and near infinite amount of madra. He took the first step and slipped down and fell on the stairs. The remnant noticing the disturbance sent a bee to investigate which Eithan handily dispatched of with a burst of controlled madra. Then he looked more closely at the remnant heart-pounding, it was an Oreo, or rather it was a living oreo with constant writing ideas circling around it and some cream arms and legs. Eithan saw the Wintersteel blade and moved stealthily behind the sofa where the remnant sat. He reached out and pointed his finger towards the center of the Oreo remnant gathered up madra as subtly as possible and charging it into the most deadly technique he had, the one shot striker technique. It fired out of him just as the Oreo turned and lifted the blade and deflected his shot onto the ceiling, where it dissipated. Eithan stared in horror as it faced him and on its center engraved was the face of Will grinning, "You thought you could take this from me?" gesturing towards the blade, "YOU THOUGHT WRONG!" He charged Eithan, his poisonous cream melting the sofa as he ran through it and Eithan dove to the side narrowly avoiding the swing of the sword. "No, no." Eithan said forcing a grin. "I was simply looking around this...marvelous house of yours. The remnant was not amused, especially wheneithans lance of pure madra struck him through the center. He had been quietly gathering it since the fight began and released it now. It struck the remnant through the mouth and blasted a chunk of its center straight out, and splattered it on the wall. The remnant fell and dropped the sword, Eithan suspiciously used all the means available to him and searched the remnant for signs of life, and gasped when he found them. Eithan understood that this was a being nigh unkillable so he took the sword and retreated back up the stairs through the hallway and out the window. He didn't forget to wipe the bird dropping off the windowsill on his way out. Nearby, Eithan went to work inspecting the blade and admired the way it caught the light and its everplesent chill, but that was not what made it special. He grabbed the blade and forced his will through it demanding it take its original shape, a book. As he flipped through the pages he smiled knowing that ruining his set of clothes, making an enemy with the Oreo remnant, and all the other dangers he had traversed were worth it for this book, for it was the only thing to satisfy his ever-present hunger. And under the moonlight he read and read until 7 hours later when sunlight blinded him with its light. And now he felt the hunger returning and yearned for the next book already. He would have to go on the blog he found earlier and talk to the author about how he demanded that the next book be published the very next day!

Legend

9/11/2020 01:34:50 pm

this made me chuckle!! Good job.

Yosef Berg

9/5/2020 02:14:27 pm

Would you say that you've found the new writing style of just writing everything without editing along the way, to be something you will continue doing or are you going back to the old way?

9/6/2020 01:25:14 am

"it's not the size that matters", she said
"She's lying", says I.
OF COURSE size matters!

Jason

9/6/2020 06:02:19 am

Mhm. 800 pages > 600 pages

T' T
.__.

9/6/2020 02:19:09 am

I also noticed the new book binding (as all the previous ones) have a small depiction of the Seal (which appears on the face of the book)...
so we have a round, four-winged (?) seal....
the color will probably be blueish/white (wintersteel... )
feeling excited!

AAAAAAAA

9/6/2020 06:01:37 am

AAIIIEEEEEE (I would spam yes after this but I don't have the strength)

Bob "Dross"

9/6/2020 09:22:46 am

"Well, I never saw the need to paint that happy tree in the first place as it will surly die soon anyway!"

michael

9/6/2020 12:16:58 pm

I can't believe I'm the first to ask: When is Book 9 coming out?

Decorus

9/6/2020 07:37:29 pm

Soon as they finish proofing so two weeks from posting.

Madeline

9/8/2020 02:27:40 pm

That's book 8, he wants 9

WuDo

9/7/2020 03:12:58 am

Just click on options!

Patrick

9/7/2020 08:20:34 am

OMG......... WHEN Will it be released?? My Remnant is riding!

DrunkDuck

9/7/2020 10:57:01 am

Now that you‘ve let the cat out of the bag - let‘s get on with it!

Orphiex

9/7/2020 11:17:39 pm

*makes Daffy Duck noises of excitement*

Sword Immortal Darknorth

9/8/2020 04:47:59 am

Neat! It looks like your longest book by far, not even counting just the Cradle series. I'm excited to see if the extra volume will mean more character and worldbuilding.

Marcelus link

9/8/2020 08:25:17 am

I like to trip on DMT after reading these books. Bring on the next one!!

Hugh of Emblin

9/8/2020 11:57:30 am

**Squeeaal**
Thanks Will!
I'm pretty sure this might already be answered somewhere, but are those icons on the top of the book spines badges? What are those icons at the bottom of the book spine?

Aaron

9/9/2020 07:02:45 pm

The top ones are the symbol of the books themselves, the bottom is the logo of Hidden Gnome.

Hugh of Emblin

9/10/2020 08:52:47 am

Thanks!

Jerlowthom

9/8/2020 06:26:41 pm

I’m pretty sure I check this blog more then is healthy.

Charles

9/10/2020 10:14:45 am

Do you check it more than 5 times a day and have it bookmarked twice?

Need_it_now

9/8/2020 07:31:37 pm

Honorable remnant I am willing to pay you in top quality scales for the book on the right name your price and pay it

9/9/2020 01:52:45 am

Looking at previous publication dates, 26-Sept looks good to me... !

signed set

9/9/2020 02:48:35 am

Can I get a signed set?

Erroneous Patronus

9/9/2020 05:53:16 pm

Seconded! Can this be a thing?

Wasabi375

9/10/2020 06:09:22 pm

Maybe with international shipping? I'm sure we can get a few people from Germany and other nearby countries together to share shipping costs.

Its been six days I demand an Update

9/10/2020 05:27:02 pm

We can wait no longer

DROSS IS YOUR GOD NOW

9/10/2020 05:51:50 pm

We aren’t praying hard enough to the purple tentacled one, long may he pun.

“They think you’re exceptional! Quick turn around and I can set them straight.” -Our Lord and Savior

Steve

9/10/2020 08:41:25 pm

Woo hoo! The countdown started!

Dross the Boss

9/11/2020 08:00:28 am

Will, are you making it this excruciating on purpose? I NEED the next book now! NOW! Please?

Brian S

9/11/2020 11:07:44 am

Sadly, the very first step in deleting a picture is not publishing it on the web. I have terribly disappointing news for you I'm afraid. It appears that once something is published on the web, only the great Overlord Google can irretrievably banish it into the void.

It is with an even heavier heart that I must confess that Overlord Google is not a benevolent and kind being, but a greedy manipulative tyrant that is unlikely to grant you a favor without exacting a troublesome and often unbearable price.

With this being said, it would be my recommendation that instead of kowtowing before one of the greatest of the web lords, and suffering the humiliation that such lords require of those who seek their favor, you should instead publish and flood the web with your own dark secrets.

Should you attempt to contact Overlord Google anyway, you can use your magic terminal to send a message to the Overlords customer service imps, but that would likely be ignored. Your best bet is to travel to the burning heart of the Valley of Silicone and lay siege to the castle of Google itself.

Best of luck,
You'll need it.

Nerevar

9/11/2020 12:08:49 pm

Dear sir, need an update please.

Hype took over my senses lol. I think ill order paperback on this one. Hope it wont be a long wait (in Europe).

Stay safe man.

Cheers

Jens

9/11/2020 04:51:37 pm

Come on man. You can't blueball your fan base like that. Where is it?

Ben Enz

9/11/2020 08:33:45 pm

Looking at amazon there is a paperback copy of wintersteel not yet ready for sale. I checked the product weight which is 1.44lbs (by the way that was the only detail provided) I then checked the amazon product weight for uncrowned which is 10.8 ounces or .675 lbs with a total of 336 pages. Using cross multiplication I have calculated a rough page count of 716.8 pages

BlackMage

9/11/2020 10:09:31 pm

Timer updated to Soulsmith. My magic 8-ball says early October :)

In which we ramble on.
And by we, I mean me.