Last week, my mother was cleaning out the house where I grew up, and she found this:
...in the fourth grade, we had to make a fake magazine for a school project. I created this masterpiece, a laminated edition of Time from the distant future year of 2019.
The cover story is my creation of a genetically engineered hybrid between dog and rabbit, which is clearly a huge breakthrough in genetic science. In this article, I make sure to reassure the reader that this mutant creature is very safe and will not break out and harm anyone. As would be any person’s reasonable fear.
I stand by this prediction of the future, which means I must learn a lot about genetic engineering in the next couple of months.
Level 70 Gengar
Or he was dead.
82% Wintersteel-sized draft
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