As we speak, I'm headed out the door for a two-week trip!
Week 1: New York City, where I fully expect to meet the Ninja Turtles. If there's time, I'll hop on over to the neighboring New Donk City to see Mario.
Week 2: Israel, where I don't have any idea where we're going and will leave that up to the tour guide. If I meet the Ninja Turtles there, I will be surprised.
I'm coming back on February 1st, but between now and then, I will be dead. RIP.
Know that I died as I lived: on my laptop.
"Ow ow ow, my fingers hurt, ow."
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