50,000 Reasons to Party!
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Those Who Refuse To Be Categorized:
Early this morning, I crossed over 50,000 sales!
That's a huge deal! Mostly because so many people have read my books, but also because now I can say "Hey, I've sold fifty thousand copies!" and that sounds like a lot. It's a milestone: now my high sales numbers SOUND high.
As always, thank you for reading the books! Thanks for telling your friends! Thanks for reading the blog! Thanks for cutting four-leafed clovers by moonlight, and burning them to send me your luck! Thanks for leaving me reviews, and thanks for ganging up on would-be trolls and burning them at the stake like witches!
You all are awesome, and it's been an honor to interact with you on this blog.
Stay classy, San Diego.
11/5/2013 08:55:34 pm
You make it sound as if were biased against trolls. I assure you, we hold no biases in regards to trolls. We'd be happy to burn anyone at the stake like witches, even witches.
11/6/2013 05:09:05 am
As I'm sure you know, Brian, burning at the stake only works against fake witches. Real witches would simply perform a Flame-Freezing Charm, and pretend to shriek in pain while in fact enjoying a light tickling sensation.
11/6/2013 01:08:42 pm
I read your first book on my old android phone and absolutely loved it! So original yet strangely nostalgic. However I recently switched to iPhone and was disappointed to find out that you aren't in the iLibrary, any plans to make the jump?
11/7/2013 05:08:38 am
Does amazon app store not work with Iphones or did you purchase via googleplay?
11/7/2013 05:14:02 am
I have never been able to locate the Kindle bookstore on my iPhone. I do have the kindle app. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough for the store.
11/7/2013 11:22:28 pm
Sorry about that, Mike! Here's the deal: Apple no longer allows apps to link directly to their stores. So in order to buy a Kindle novel and read it on your phone, you have to go to the actual Amazon page and purchase it on the associated Amazon account.
11/7/2013 07:04:58 am
You're fantastic, man - keep doing your thing!
11/7/2013 11:30:01 pm
Thanks, Saul! And you keep giving cheap, shady legal advice to meth dealers!
11/9/2013 01:24:37 am
So where is the secret recipe?
11/10/2013 01:16:12 am
I'm sorry, the NSA no longer allows me to divulge that information.
11/11/2013 04:25:45 am
Seven stones! Those must have been very dangerous cookies!
11/9/2013 07:39:15 am
I found your first book randomly to have something to read on a red eye flight last week. Saw you had 2 books so I decided to blindly buy Crimson Vault as well. Best. Decision. Ever. Needless to say, i didn't sleep on my flight and it was worth it. You are super talented and I can't wait to read more of your work! Thanks for giving me a new addiction
11/10/2013 01:18:37 am
Glad to hear it, Jon Snow! It's my goal to rob you of sleep and turn you into an addict. You're welcome!
11/9/2013 01:28:04 pm
(I would just like to preface this by stating that English is not my first language as I am from Sweden and that I have dyslexia two facts that have kept me from me leaving comments here in the past. Please excuse any spelling or grammatical mistakes.)
11/10/2013 01:20:27 am
I see all. I hear all. I am everywhere and everyone. My eye pierces stone, shadow, and flesh.
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